Perfect gift idea →
For the bacon lover in your life that refuses to take care of his/her teeth.
Happy Birthday Coulton!!! →
If I can hear you chomping on your chips from...
I might punch someone by the end of the day. And it’s gonna be the guy eating chips.
I'm going to San Diego tomorrow!
So you all behave and I’ll see you in a week. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
New Blog post - Portsmouth, NH →
Or what I can remember of it, at least. My wife and I went on this trip months ago. I misplaced the pictures for a while. Please read an enjoy. Coming up: Weekend in Philly, A questionable Vietnamese restaurant, and Boston ‘09.
FBI arrests another suspect tied to group seeking... →
The other men charged were identified as Mohammad Abdul Bassir, aka Franklin D. Roosevelt Williams; Muhammad Abdul Salaam; Abdul Saboor; Mujahid Carswell; Abdullah Beard; Mohammad Philistine; Yassir Ali Khan; Adam Hussain Ibraheem; Garry Laverne Porter; and Ali Abdul Raqib. What doesn’t fit here?
It's my birthday.
Boston for Halloween
Last year we went to Salem, MA for Halloween. It was fun with tons of people walking around in crazy costumes, closed off streets, fireworks, restaurants & bars, etc… Is there anything like this that goes on in Boston?
Finally, I posted something! →
It’s been a while but I finally resurrected my travel/food blog with the help of my lovely wife. I hope you all enjoy it and please pass it on/reblog/tweet/whatever. Upcoming articles will include more fun (and some strange) foods. If you’ve never visited the blog before check out the early posts about our Mediterranean vacation. We had a blast on that trip.
Hey guys, remember me!?!
Yup, Robsama is still alive. I got lost for a while and had a tough time finding my way back to civilization. And I’ve given up on trying to be funny. I can’t match wits with you guys. But, GOOD NEWS! I have decided to get my blog back up and running. Well, it was never actually down, I just haven’t posted anything to it since April. But now I have a back log of shit to...
Surviorman: Corporate America
Our office has been cutting back on the little nonessentials since we got taken over at the beginning of the year. My wife lovingly purchased a bag of sunflower seeds for me as she knows I like to munch on them while I work. However, one of the things that was cut back were the disposable cups at the water dispensers (along with the double ply toilet paper, but that’s another story). One...
I don't really care if anyone has a crush on me....
(via eoporto) All my dirty mind saw was “cute dress butthurt”.
Too much time here?
I have noticed a rash of my tumblreeps (WTF?) stating that they spend too much time here. Guys, listen. If you don’t spend all this time writing these ridiculous stories about your life experiences, what the hell am I supposed to do when I feel like slacking off at work? PLEASE DON’T GO!
Why has no one answered me?
I have not recieved one answer for any of my questions. Do you all not care, or am I doing it wrong? God I hope I’m not doing it wrong.
The wife and I will be travelling to Philadelphia this weekend. No, I don’t want to see any of you. I’m just wondering, where’s a good place to eat/drink? (I will be getting a sub/hoagie/whateverthefuckyoucallit from both Geno’s AND Pat’s to decide for myself.)
I’m going to see my psychotherapist tomorrow. I’ve feel the worst I’ve ever felt in my life. I’m not one to believe in therapy or drugs* to make you feel better. But, I think I could use a little somethin’ somethin’. So my dear internet strangers friends, what do you take to make you feel better about all the horrible decisions you’ve made in your life...
Who the hell are you?
For some reason I have had the names Abe Vigoda and Kurt Vonnegut stuck in my head for days. The only place I have ever seen these names is on here (or Twitter). From you guys. I’ll admit, I have no idea who the hell either of these people are. I like to think of myself as an intelligent being with loads of useless information in my head. However, when it comes to art and literature,...
New company software sucks
Every single piece of software that I have had to use for this new company sucks ass. Every application they use is a piece of shit. How can a company so big use software that sucks so bad? And to top it all off all the people who need to use these applications are all morons. And they come to me for answers. My answer is always the same. Either the software is a piece of shit or you are a...
I follow a lot of very funny and very talented people on both Twitter and Tumblr because, you know…they are different entities all together and have nothing to do with one another. Anyway… I like to see myself as one of those funny and somewhat talented people as well. Recently I’ve been distracted from my internet hilariousness by the nagging thing called “work”. ...
I have a blog, remember?
It’s been a while since I’ve posted to my food blog. To all of my readers (Hi Mom!) I apologize for not keeping it updated. Work has been crazy and I just haven’t had the time. I should be working right now, but I couldn’t wait to tell you about this place. It’s awesome and there are several of them around the country. If you’re looking for an amazing...
Help Desk request
________________________________________ From: XXXX Sent: Monday, March 23, 2009 2:19 PM To: Help Desk Cc: XXXX (This guy was given a pink slip…why bother CCing him?) Subject: Website Blocking Apparently there are a couple of social networking sites that are not blocked that are being abused by staff here. Can you please have the following sites blocked as soon as possible? ...